my mum was struggling to open a chocolate easter egg so i was like ‘hold on i bet i can smash it against my forehead’ and she was like ‘no scarlett seriously don’t do it’ but i didnt listen and i picked it up like lmao and hit myself in the face with it and thats when i realised it wasnt hollow it was just a solid egg of chocolate i have never been in so much pain in my life someone call 999
What kind of family is this
Tony the tweaking clock
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
Tony, you big over-protective nerd
The dandy dorks being cute~
These are Dandyling’s designs~
At some point I realized Sketchbook has this really dainty walk and then Tony would just come galumphing by in his clown shoes like the six-foot freak he is
Is this creepy or does he still look like a massive loser
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FRIIEND kikimerc !!!!
One of her fav homestuck ships is Kurloz/Meulin and I am happy to oblige the bday girl u 0 u
KISSES TO yOU !
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KARKAT: WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY IT DOES SOUND PRETTY MOTHERFUCKING MIRACULOUS.
KARKAT: IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.
This is really great.
Let’s have a tea party!
(Inspired by the paradox space short)