i am married to that character but they are also my child: a novel by me
Bruce is like “Our identities were a secret? I knew who you guys were 6 months ago.”
bats knows what pjs you got for xmas ok
HE KNOWS ALL
He also doesn’t know what privacy mean
Lord of the Rings AU where everything is exactly the same except the ring looks like this:
of all the princesses we met at Disney Aurora was the best for two solid reasons. First she recognized Stephen’s keyblade necklace and said “is that a key? I know someone who has something like that his name’s Sora. How did you get it so small? Did my fairy godmothers shrink it? They’re always doing that” Then we told her about the stepsisters in the parade trying to marry one of us and she said “Cinderella loves her sisters dearly but they’re always like that with my Prince Phillip I have to tell them that he’s spoken for.” And Stephen said “yeah well they’re not getting my prince charming!” so Aurora replied “that’s good you protect him! You princes deserve each other!”
perfect princess is perfect
this is incredibly frustrating
I’M GETTING SO ANGRY
this post made me cry
That chain fork tho. I feel like I’m in fucking Soul Calibur or Castlevania.
some people say there’s a red string that connects fated lovers
psa don’t look at the notes bc there are so many people completely missing the point that these are non-romantic strings of fate and making dumb jokes about where the red string “must be” and it’s making me really angry bc we can’t even have a good artistic representation of aromanticism without people desperately grasping for a romantic interpretation somehow
Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life
Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s easy access to pepper and cinnamon
"you have multiple purple garments? you must be a person of some note"
"these chairs are fantastically luxurious"
"I’ve never seen so much salt in one place"
I am going to start playing this game.
I kind want this on a tee shirt.
Another [and probably the best] picture of Mel and I yesterday! All make up. No photoshop. Had so much fun though I will admit.. It’s great to have all that make up off!
[photo props to shortfusepinups.com]
AMAZING idea and execution, so impressive!